jajajaja in your face people y mmm google mi blog no esta muerto y sigue ocupando vital espacio que podria ser ocupado por mas relevante :D
El procrastinar rifa :D,
Chuck Norris Facts
# In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
# Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
# If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
# If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
# Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
# Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
# MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
# Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
# What?s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn?t use its full name, which happens to be ?Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division?.
# Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
# The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
# There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
# Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
# The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
# Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
# The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
# Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
# Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
# When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
# On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
# Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
# Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
# It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
# Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
# It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
# Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
# That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
# Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
# Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
# Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
# Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
I got a picture of a photograph
of a wedding and a shell
It's just a burning ancient memory
I never kiss and tell
So tell me whats been burning theres a hole in your head
theres a hole in your head
When the birds can't sing along
Does anybody know how the story really goes
how the story really goes
Thats who we are just come alone
Spin me up spin me spin me out
.......stations send me up and out
Is this what life and love is all about
I think I think so
You should see in color how it's totally black and white
yea, it's totally black and white
Cause the world in colorblind
Does anybody know how the story really goes
how the story really goes
Thats who we are just come alone
En las cosas mas sencillas se encuentra complejidad por debajo de la superficie, a su vez todo esta construido de pequeños bloques y pedasitos de datos hacerca de fenomenos naturales.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Fd up girl: la gente suckea
Afro: they do most of the time
Afro: pero hay veces que no
Afro: mmm sukea cuando las dejas estar en grupos
Afro: por que mmm creo que les da flojera y no les gusta analizar lo que hacen
Afro: y evitan hacerlo al estar en grupo tipo share the blame
Afro: cuando estas solo y la riegas mmm pues it's your fault and thats it
Afro: pero mmmmm cuando estas en grupo muchas veces mmm evitas pensar en eso
Afro: no todos, algunas personas
Afro: mmm no es tan agradable pensar y analizar lo que hace uno
Afro: bueno si tienes una consiencia o algun tipo de sentido de como deben de ser las cosas
Afro: te tiendes a dar cuenta que fallas
Afro: y eso molesta a la gente
Fd up girl: mmm true
Fd up girl: deberias ponerlo en tu blog
Afro: na eso solo son random thougts de chris
Fd up girl: hey tienen mucho sentido
Saturday, January 21, 2006
I rekon if i were a super hero i would call myself "Proctastinator" with the power to Leap tall buildings, control time, shoot fireballs out of my ass and other cool super hero stuff
but i'd never get around to doing any of it
I am a stupid person. I take no responsibilities for my posts.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Se acerca el final del semestre y no todo marcha tan bien, que me tranquiliza un poco, un poco extraño pero es algo que aprendes al estar en una carrera de ingenieria si la solucion se dio muy facil mmm probablemente esta mal.
En lo demas, reajuste un poco mis prioridades y estoy tratando de mirar mas a mi presente y lo que ocupo hacer ahi.
Guerra
De niño, ciertos cielos afinaron mi optica: todos los caracteres matizaron mi fisonomia. Los Fenomenos se pusieron en movimiento.
-Ahora la inflexion eterna de los momentos y el infinito de las matematicas
me persiguen por este mundo donde padezco todos los exitos civiles, respetando
por la infancia extraña y por afectos enormes
-Sueño con una Guerra, de derecho o de fuerza, de logica totalmente imprevista.
Tan simple como una frase musical.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
mmmm el que marchen bien las cosas es es algo preocupante y extraño.
